What takes precedence?|||To truely figure out the wrestling fan, you must go deeper than just meer mullets and trailer parks... you have to look into their soul. First, either severely over or under wieght. Bathe only once a week, preferably on Sundays, that way theres not wrestling on and they will be nice and clean for the start of RAW. You have to wear a rock band shirt, in the color black- and not a cool rock shirt, but a completely white trash one like Slipknot, Mudvayne, Slayer, etc... or at least one that has a song played for a WWE pay-per-view. Shopping at Hot Topic is a must for all accessories. Its also nice to only drink soda, that way it speeds up the yellowing and rotting process for the teeth. This will also help with hallitosis, which goes hand in hand with the not bathing. This will be a great body scent which combined with the heavy smell of cigarettes will drive all the ladies at the local pool hall crazy! Once you can accomplish these social norms, then you can truely become a wrestling fan....|||Why are you under Football you are lost|||I'm not sure. It's kind of like the chicken or the egg question. Actually I think it all stems from having a low IQ. It makes you think wrestling is awesome, that mullets rock, and that living in a trailer is the best thing in the world.|||Oooo...This is a tough question. However I am gonna have to go with the trailer, since mullets were once cool and living in a trailer never was.|||Neither a love of mayonaise and The complete video collection of The beverly hillbillies is a must before you can be considered a true fan.Timmy do you have any political aspirations? u got my vote....|||The Mullet Always takes precedence. Look how many of the wrestlers have them.
pl|||3 of the following 5 must be true
Must be a Nascar fan
Mullet
Molested by dad/uncle
Own a shotgun
Mullet|||Ever notice how many wrestlin fans are severly under weight but married to women who looks like she's never missed a meal? Dang bud, are you working your fingers to the bone to support that fat cow? Why?|||idk
but this isn't about football
thanx 4 the 2 points
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